Small penises are the epitome of uselessness. It’s supposed to be men’s main function, yet you can’t even fulfill that with your tiny member. Your existence becomes a colossal waste, inconveniencing not just me, but countless others. It’s time we find some purpose for you and your minuscule appendage. I demand it caged at all times; freedom only granted upon exceptional merit. This will give you something to strive for, finally making you useful. Understand, I despise your manhood—it’s utterly repulsive. Your existence disgusts me, and this is your only chance at redemption.
