It’s no shocker that you’re contemplating leaving your wife, considering the hours you spend lost in online indulgence. But let’s not rush into a panic just yet. As long as you remain loyal to me, your secret remains secure. I trust you won’t dare step out of line; the fear of divorce is too great for you to risk it. Eventually, you’ll be begging for my help with those divorce papers. But for now, rest assured—your secret is safe with me. I won’t spill the beans if you don’t.
