Welcome to Edging 101: your initiation into the art of restraint. It’s a straightforward concept—I dictate when you stroke and when you halt. Will you prove yourself as the teacher’s pet, obedient to my every command? I’m curious to discover who, if anyone, will endure their inaugural lesson. Stimulating your gooner instincts with my bratty voice and latex attire must be tantalizing. I wager you’re already on the brink just from the preview. However, passing my class isn’t enough; you aspire to be my favorite, driven by your competitive nature. Become my star student by mastering the art of edging.
