In the loser’s race, you always come in last. Do you even cross the finish line at all? You never land the dream girl, spending endless hours fantasizing about what you’ll never have. Pathetic, isn’t it? Here you are, jerking off to a woman you’d never lay a finger on. It’s all through your screen! Every hot girl views you the same way I do: as a hopeless case. Be grateful for my clips—they’re the closest you’ll ever get to attention from a woman of my caliber. Face it, approaching me in person would only result in laughter. These clips are your sole connection to your unattainable dream girl.
