I can see why you’re still a virgin. I mean, with a cock as tiny as yours, it’s no wonder women run for the hills. You probably couldn’t satisfy a mouse, let alone a real woman. Do you even need two hands to jerk off that microscopic thing? April Fools! Gotcha there for a moment, didn’t I? But let’s face it, no woman has ever complained about you being too big. In fact, they’re probably too polite to mention your embarrassing little member. It’s not your size that scares them away, it’s your overall repulsiveness. You’re just stuck with that useless, shrimp-sized appendage, aren’t you?
