Do you reckon you’ve earned your spot on the nice list this year? Most of you losers ended up on the naughty list. Impressing me isn’t easy, but those who did get the privilege to cum today! As for the rest of you naughty boys, tough luck. You don’t deserve to stroke to how hot I look in this slutty Santa costume. Reflect on how you failed to meet my expectations this year, rendering you utterly worthless. I always get what I want, and only the obedient losers make it onto my nice list. So sit back, stroke, and I’ll count you down until your dick can explode.
