No hot girl summer for you! Instead, you’ll be stuck indoors, your hand practically glued to your cock. Another summer wasted indoors, while all the hot girls you know are out there having the time of their lives. How many hours will you spend lurking online, watching them enjoy night after night of excitement, all without you? And when you feel down about it, where do you turn? To clips, as always. It’s a familiar pattern, isn’t it? You’ve always been a lonely loser, regardless of the season. But the thought of me jet-setting around the world, having the time of my life on your dime, well, it just makes me giggle! But it’s not just me, is it? You’re addicted to the allure of hot girls, craving what you’ll never have.
