Your utter uselessness is nothing short of a burden on society, and it comes with a hefty price tag. Regrettably for you, paying the loser tax is not optional—it’s a mandatory obligation.
Losers like you relinquish control over their finances, with no say in how their money is spent. Consider it a privilege to contribute your loser taxes to women like me. It’s through these payments that you even begin to offset the cost society bears due to your mere existence.
So, it’s time to settle your debts and stroke your cock as you pay your Quarterly Loser Taxes! Doesn’t it feel satisfying to obey orders, knowing you’re fulfilling your duty?
