Consider my actions as a societal duty. By ensuring your obedience, I’m providing a valuable public service! Imagine the chaos if you were left to your own devices, clueless and wandering. Society owes me gratitude for keeping you in check, sparing innocent souls from your futile advances. Thanks to me, you’re aware of your place in the world, averting embarrassing encounters. So, continue stroking and basking in your weakness as I remind you of your societal insignificance. It’s all for the greater good, precisely as it should be.
