Your existence mirrors this clip entirely. You spot a stunning woman, leagues above your reach, and you yearn for her. But the truth is, you never land the hot women because you’re just not up to par. You’re a perpetual loser. I’ll never desire you, yet you’ll always pine for me. It’s amusing how I can render men weak, horny, and desperate. You long for me so intensely that you’d comply with any whim I have. But fret not, no commands today—just ceaseless teasing. Let your balls ache; you crave release, yet I’m not convinced you merit it.
