There’s small, and then there’s tiny. Which category do you fall into? I’m not inclined to sugarcoat this just to preserve your fragile ego. I’ll be blunt about what I think of your utterly useless “dick”. And it’s not just me; I’m voicing the sentiments of women everywhere when I say that nobody—absolutely nobody—desires to engage with your minuscule, worthless penis. It’s inconceivable that you could ever satisfy a woman with something so… pitiful. I wager it’s so small that you struggle to even stimulate your own hand properly! Do you have to clutch it with your fingers, or do you simply rub it like a clit? That would make sense; it’s more akin to a clit than a cock! Oh, it’s just too comical—I can’t help but laugh! You look utterly absurd as you stroke that puny dicklet to me. Honestly, you’re nothing but a joke!
