The post-orgasm comedown can feel overwhelming, but I’m here to guide you through it. Sometimes, all you need to hear is that I don’t despise you—and I truly don’t. Repeat after me: “Goddess Lindsey doesn’t hate me.” Let those words soothe you as you return to reality. I tantalize you with my soft curves, tempting though it may be to dive back into worship, that’s not our focus. We’re not stroking; we’re replenishing your serotonin levels after the intense drop. I won’t tease you too harshly while we do that…
