Goddess Lindsey – Anon Yoga Addict

You struggle with your addiction to yoga pants. They’re everywhere, tempting you at every turn. Maybe you’ve felt a bit stronger lately, haven’t indulged in a clip for a while. But then you see a girl in yoga pants at the grocery store, or the post office, or anywhere, and you’re right back under their spell. You can’t escape it. Your love for yoga pants, especially when they hug my ass, consumes you. No matter how hard you try, you’ll always be drawn back, begging to worship on your knees. To me, and every other hot girl out there, you’re just another anonymous yoga ass addict.