It’s time to give your pathetic dick the treatment it deserves. Let’s play a little game, shall we? Every time I say the word “dick,” you punch yourself in the balls. And with each punch, make it harder. By the end, I want your worthless dick swollen and dripping pre-cum, a reminder of the abuse it deserves. Embrace the truth: your dick is garbage, and it’s time to treat it as such.
