Goddess Lindsey – Designer Shoe B*tch

Your weakness fuels my shoe addiction. Designer shoes are my passion, and expanding my collection brings immense satisfaction. It’s equally gratifying for the losers who fund them. Witnessing my happiness in a luxurious, sexy pair of shoes is a privilege. Just look at how stunning they appear on me; my long legs adorned in a thousand-dollar pair of heels make life worth living for you. It’s high time you contribute to my collection; truly, enough is enough. You don’t deserve to worship me in such exquisite heels unless you’ve footed the bill for them!