The only thing standing between us and your complete addiction is your wife. She’s got to go. Let’s face it, I’m way hotter than her anyway! Your thoughts should revolve around me and me alone, 24/7. No more sneaking around, no more lies. It’s time for full-time worship.
Let’s be real, she deserves better than you anyway. Who wants to be stuck with a loser like you? By letting her go, you’re actually doing her a favor. Just look at my flawless body, does she even come close? And does she mess with your mind the way I do? Absolutely not. So it’s time to bid farewell to your wife and dive even deeper into your addiction to me.
