Goddess Lindsey – Just a Hopeless Virgin

You elevate your virginity to an extreme, never having even kissed a girl! Your level of pathetic knows no bounds. A diminutive, inadequate loser, residing with your step-parents at 29. Each passing day brings you closer to ending your life as a virgin. I’m sure you’ve attempted to meet women, but with your dead-end job and appearance, it must be a challenge. And let’s not forget your minuscule, pathetic excuse for a dick. You’re fortunate to even be permitted to stroke it to me. This clip concludes with a well-deserved “Fuck off!”