Goddess Lindsey – Let’s Talk About Your Tiny Dick

Your attempts to pleasure yourself are utterly laughable. With that minuscule and utterly useless excuse for a “dick,” you couldn’t even satisfy yourself if your life depended on it. Who are you trying to fool? It’s painfully obvious that you’ll remain a virgin for eternity thanks to that pathetic excuse for genitalia. Even using just two fingers is too much for your feeble excuse of manhood to handle. You’re reduced to rubbing yourself like some sissy with a clit – you might as well be one. At least then, you might stand a chance at getting laid. Instead, you’re stuck at home, futilely stroking away, while some stunning woman you’ll never have delights in mocking your pitiful excuse for a cock.