Goddess Lindsey – No Hope For A Virgin

Quit clinging to that false glimmer of hope that one day, miraculously, you’ll get lucky and get laid. Face the facts, you’re a repulsive loser that nobody wants. Why would any woman in her right mind ever stoop so low as to fuck you? Get real with yourself. No woman is that desperate. So what’s left for you? Just you, your hand, and the lonely act of jerking off every single night. It’s a cycle that’ll never break. You’ll be jerking off alone for the rest of your pathetic, virgin life. But hey, look on the bright side: at least you’ll never have to experience the shame of disappointing a woman in bed! You can keep the extent of your sexual inadequacy all to yourself.