It begins small, the obsession. Every single day, you feel it growing inside you. It won’t be long before it completely takes over. You’ll become a mindless jerk zombie for Me, with no purpose outside of work and worship. This is what we both desire. You are exhausted from the constant struggle between this life and your mundane existence. You want to make the leap, but something holds you back. Once I plant the seed, once you gaze deeply into My soft brown eyes, there is no turning back. Your dream will finally come true. You feel a small weight lift off your shoulders as you add this to your cart. Imagine the burden falling away entirely as you purchase this clip. Once you watch it, there’s no undoing what has been done. The seed will be planted, and your transformation will begin.
