Goddess Lindsey – Size Matters

You’ve probably heard the saying, “size doesn’t matter, it’s how you use it.” It’s a comforting thought, one you’ve clung to, hoping it might salvage your chances of getting laid someday. But let’s face it, that’s just wishful thinking. Sure, technique matters, but when you’ve got so little to work with, it hardly makes a difference. Your tiny excuse for a cock? Utterly useless. Deep down, you’ve always known it. No matter how much you’ve hoped otherwise, the truth remains: your pathetic “cock” condemns you to a life of sexual inadequacy.