Goddess Lindsey – Stupid Virgin Bitch

With each passing day of virginity, your level of patheticness only escalates. The desperation clings to you like a second skin, growing more pronounced by the hour. If you believe you’ve reached the pinnacle of loserdom, think again! Tomorrow promises an even greater plunge into the depths of your own inadequacy. Despite the prevalence of hookup apps and a society seemingly obsessed with sexual encounters, you remain untouched. It’s not by chance; your repulsiveness and insignificance repel any potential suitors. The bliss of sexual experience will forever elude you, a privilege reserved for those deemed worthy – a category you’ll never belong to, loser!