Goddess Lindsey – Below Average At Best

Your genitalia doesn’t even warrant the title of “dick.” It’s more akin to a clitty, isn’t it? Do you honestly believe you stand a chance of pleasing any woman with that? You can’t even pleasure yourself properly! Just look at you, using your feeble fingers on that sorry excuse for a member! It’s quite amusing, really. I’m aware that sometimes you yearn for a real man’s appendage, but alas, that’s beyond your reach. You’re nothing but a loser with a laughable clitty, and that’s precisely why you’re here!